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  • Parents:

    Don't forget to make us proud

  • Friends:

    Don't forget to socialize

  • Teachers:

    Don't forget to get A's

  • Strangers:

    Don't forget to blend in

  • Opposite sex:

    Don't forget to look good

  • Society:

    Don't forget to be perfect

  • Tumblr:

    Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today

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    But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

mrscalypsojackson:

lizthefangirl:

fangxfluffy:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Guys, these movies take place years upon years ago when those ages were the norm to get married (except for the princess and the frog girl whose name I do not know).

bUT THIS IS 2013

AND THAT IS NOT LEGAL

well not mostly

SCUSE ME HER NAME IS PRINCESS TIANA OF MALDONIA DO NOT GET IT TWISTED

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